My Old YouTube Channel Trailer

TIMESTAMPS

0:00 - Intro

0:46 - Life Story

9:21 - Recap

13:52 - Outro

MY ROAD TRIP SUMMARY

“Yo Explorer’s. I just wanna give you a massive thanks for watching my "West Virginia Cycle Ride" series, this was my third big road trip, words just cannot express how fun it was, I’d like to give my personal lord and savior Jesus Christ a massive thank you for commanding me to go, inspire you to dedicate your entire life to whatever you wanna do and finally encourage everyone to watch this entire series and subscribe. I started planning this trip around March 21st, 2020, spent nearly $1,300 on everything I needed, over 3 months perfecting it, filmed it from July 12th to July 30th by riding an average of 48 miles each day for 16 days, that equaled about 800 total miles and my mom had to transfer a total of $1,500 for hotels and other important expenses.”

MY MOST FRUSTRATING MOMENTS

1) A random citizen who lived in the town of Sophia from Episode 3 told the cop "Looks like you're not making an arrest today." and the cop told me to move along because I wasn't allowed to sit outside of the post office.

2) I got arrested because I didn't stop for a police officer & I wasn’t wearing my headlight in Flatwoods from Episode 5, so I was released on bail the next day, I had to pay $105 to get my e-bike out of the fake impound yard called Pletcher Motors in Gassaway, thank god I got a ride from a nice lady at the last few miles of walking and thankfully the charges were dropped in September.

3) I spent most of the day minding my own business on a bench underneath a roof on the outside of a building while a wedding was happening at the Gobbler's Knob from Episode 12, everything was fine until an old man told me in a calm but mean tone to leave in 15 minutes or he was gonna call the cops, so obviously I left and that man does NOT own the Gobbler's Knob because it’s a public park, the wedding was over and he needs to chill the fuck out and be a nice human being!

4) After charging my e-bike for a few minutes underneath a pavilion at Between the Hills Community Center & Nell Boone Park in Neersville, VA from Episode 16, a guy told me to leave because he said I was on private property.

THE TRUTH BEHIND ALL FORMS OF EVIL

"This entire pandemic was nothing but an attack on our freedoms, constitutional rights and especially our right to travel! So, FIGHT AGAINST THESE EXAMPLES OF DICTATORIAL BEHAVIOR NOW!"

1. Mandatory stay at home orders

2. Mandatory quarantine

3. Mandatory all types of drugs

4. Mandatory vaccines & health passports

5. Mandatory testing

6. Mandatory mask

7. Mandatory license for everything

8. Mandatory insurance for everything

9. Mandatory public school system

10. All forms of tyranny including police brutality

11. Martial law

12. Mainstream media

13. Cancel culture & censorship

14. New normals & forever stay-cations

15. Forced religion

16. Overpriced rent

MY FINAL BATTLE CRY

"We all need to protest & vote for real long lasting change or there will be a second civil war!"

Created by Eric Kasey on August 28th, 2020